Kittyloaf

A loaf of bread with eyes and cat ears.

Shin-1chi loves a Kittyloaf

by Junpei Takayama October 10, 2004

Emo Kitty

A Fat Cat (usually calico) that does nothing but eat, sleep, and act anti-social. When it gets scared, (usually from trash bags and loud noises) it hides underneath a bed and stay there until the cat thinks that it is gone. This can take several hours.

Brad: Lulu! Stop acting like such an emo kitty!
Lulu: Meow..
Brad: Mom! Lulu is cutting herself again!

by Pagels March 27, 2010

kitty minky

A woman's vagina (and or va jay jay)

My kitty minky smells like tuna.

by Allison and Hana December 29, 2007

hello kitty

Hello Kitty originated in Japan, where it was simply a cartoon cat invented for young children. I, as a child had a pair of Hello Kitty Pj's, several Hello Kitty toys and a Hello Kitty T shirt. However, suddenly, Hello Kitty has evolved into some sort of scene kid mascot. Every scene kid you come across seems to be wearing some sort of Hello Kitty merchandise. The even worse point I am yet to make is that scene kids are basically wannabe emos, and how the hell is Hello Kitty emo at all. This is revolting, as these monsters have transformed a simple children's character into the leader of their ridiculous cult.

Kate the scene kid: "Omg, look at this new tee I got from Afflecks palace! It's Hello kitty!"
Laura the scene kid: "Oh my days! That is so awesome, now we look sooooooooo emo ="

by Hello Kitty is almost as bad as manga March 11, 2008

Hello Kitty

What you say when someone sits down and their dress is too short.

Amy sat down in front of me in her super short new dress and Hello Kitty!

by PrincessAnna September 7, 2009

Kitty

A alternate word for a catgirl (sometimes catboy) that is someone's pet. This is used in a master/pet relationship. Kittys are mostly females, but some can be males. if a master has 2 kittys, both kittys will usually try to be better than the other, as the more loyal a kitty is to their master, the more they want to the best kitty they could be, this means they despise someone else getting called kitty by their master, and he/she will usually get very jealous because of it. Unlike Master/slave relationships, kittys can stop being a kitty at anytime they wish.

Guy 1: being the master of a kitty is awesome, but some times exhausting
Guy 2: yeah, but it'll get less exhausting as time goes on, you just need to make sure he/she behaves
Guy 1: you're right, when i make him/her start behaving more, but gotta be careful while doing so

by JDBK5NSFW April 21, 2020

kittywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate form of Kattywampus

"Slamming the door knocks the pictures on my wall all kittywampus."

by Char H January 8, 2006