scrub my kitchen

drinking a whole bottle of wine and enjoying fine online porn while the family is out of town

Thank God my husband took the kids and went to his family reunion this weekend. I finally got to scrub my kitchen.

by Vrkitout June 30, 2011

dirt in her kitchen

When your having anal sex and switch to vaginal without cleaning your cock off!

That filthy whore loves it when i get dirt in her kitchen, and help her make Hungarian hotdogs

by Darkstar013 August 21, 2016

broken the kitchen sink

An expression that denotes a political imbalance within the microbiome of a host organism.

"The H. pylori have drafted a referendum in regards to acidifcation of the fundus, and its seems to have broken the kitchen sink. The Escherichia coli are marching on the Rugae this afternoon in protest."

by whole.grains March 30, 2020

flesh fridge in the kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that keeps your fresh produce chilled, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten cheese...

Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.

John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh fridge in the kitchen...

by alsonotmykoandsyd January 6, 2021

Flesh Bridge in the Kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.

John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh bridge in the kitchen...

by notsydandmyko January 6, 2021

Kirby the Kitchen

when you don’t eat all day, come home, and eat everything in sight because you’re hungry.

bro i don’t eat lunch at school so everyday i come home and kirby the kitchen

by tbone_ November 2, 2021

Ammi's Kitchen

Someone who derives pleasure in putting in their best efforts and delivering something that is loved by everybody. Satisfaction and smiles drives this personality.

The one and only OG home-kitchen delivering Mughlai food (and more), made with care and love by our Ammi. That's right- this combination of 'maa ke haath ka khana' and 'restaurant ka zaika' is here to exceed your expectations and make your taste buds go crazzy!

Yaar I miss home a little extra today. Maa ke haath ka khana chahiye aaj. Let me get food from Ammi's Kitchen.

Mom's tired. Let's get food from Ammi's Kitchen today and let mom get the rest she deserves.

by Chaai November 25, 2021