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Joe Jonas

also known as Joseph Adam Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.
He is the second of four children (Kevin, Nick, and Frankie), and is extremely telented.

He's part of the very successful band The Jonas Brothers,
which beside common belief, is not a band signed to Disney.
They are just affiliates.

Nicknames:Joe, DJ Dangaa, Joe Dirt, Superman
Joe Jonas is the epitome of sexy.
by a person you dont know January 12, 2008
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Oh my jonas

An act of expressing surprise, angst or amusement, without using God's name in vain, whilst also utilising the name "Jonas" from the Jonas Brothers, a popular band in America
Laura - Hey, did you see that dress yesterday from Saks, wasn't it gorgeous
Ashley - Oh my Jonas, i know, it was a really good colour as well
by Jalilalalalalal May 12, 2008
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Jonad

The 13 Commandments of Jonad

1. Jonas is the Lord thy God
2. Thou shalt have no other gods before Jonas
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any proper english
4. Thou shalt not take the name of Lord thy God in vein
5. Remember the jonad channel, to keep it holy
6. Dishonour thy syntax and thy punctuation
7. Thou shal only speak in broken english
8. Thou shal speak as if drunk
9. Thou shalt make any sense
10. Thou shal reply with any caps lock message as "whoops big letters on"
11. Thou shal refer to any case of Fourth Wall Breaking as "Meta Time"
12. Thou shal replace the word "There" with thy preferred "dere"
13. Thou shalt not use the phrase "huh" but instead use the phrase "guj"
by grg123456 June 28, 2022
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Kevin Jonas

a guitar player for the band the jonas brothers. contrary to popular belief, he is not nor will ever be "the best guitar player in the world." he is the least popular among the three brothers, which means he is the last choice among twelve year olds to which one they would want want to lose their virginity to.
girl: KEVIN JONAS THEE SMEXY-EST!!!

(sentenced to death)
by aiipuchika August 7, 2009
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Joe Jonas

Member of the greatest band ever- the JONAS BROTHERS
He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)

His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.

HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?"

"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"

"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"

"he's HUGE...that's NICE"

"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."
by mrs. joe jonas January 21, 2008
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jonas brothers

a really gay and retarded "band" that cant make good music at all. They have many fans that are at the age of 6-17 and most likely if the "band" still exist in the year 2020 most of these girls will not get a cock in their pussy. They have bad music and are gay because they have purity rings and cant have sex with girls. so they have an orgy with each other.
1.dude i hate the jonas brothers

2.Im not gonna have sex with you because you are obsessed with the jonas brothers

3.Jonas brothers should all get kicked in the nuts by mickey mouse
by imwaitingfortheEND April 17, 2009
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Jonastoned

Coined by: Kathy Huynh

1. Stoned off of the Jonas Brothers.
2. Addicted to the Jo' Bros.
3. OJD'ed over the limit.
I'm Jonastoned.
by kathy[: October 11, 2008
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