Selfie Jacket

The act of implicating one's self in a criminal case by creating a YouTube rap video boasting of self-involvement in said criminal case.

Bro 1: “Bruh that dude makin paper from fake PUI claims caught a case big time”

Bro 2: “Aye what did homeboy expect after posting his Selfie Jacket on the corner of front street and YouTube dumbass”.

by ThugGuzzler December 19, 2020

alcohol jacket

A non-tangible source of warmth, deriving from the mass consumption of alcohol.

"No, no. You don't need to grab a coat. Just put your alcohol jacket on!"

by danielleAKAmurph April 8, 2008

Dirty Jackie

A Dirty Jackie, is when the female takes her Pooper and rubs it up against the male's wee-wee, yet never actually lets you penetrate. This is usually used to make fun of your partner.

Guy 1: Damn that girl Sabrina, she kept pulling a Dirty Jackie on me, I wanted to fuck her so bad
Guy 2: What the hell is a Dirty Jackie

by Hot_Poonts May 5, 2020

jacked

stolen

i jacked ur bike

by toby October 21, 2003

wanking jacket

A dressing gown, a bath robe. A garment one frequently pleasures oneself in after getting morning glory but before getting dressed.

Also, just as the Victorians would change into a 'smoking jacket' before enjoying a post-prandial cigar, in order that the smell of smoke clinging to their clothes did not later harm their chances of pulling the ladies, some contemporary gentlemen may prefer to change into their wanking jackets before bashing the bishop in order to prevent unsightly jizz stains from having much the same effect.

'I'd just had a particularly erotic dream about donkey punching Mariah Carey, so when I woke up with my usual morning wood, I had to crank one out straight away. However, as it was an unseasonally cold day, I thought I had better put on my wanking jacket first, so as to prevent myself catching a cold.

by Simon Dykes May 31, 2006

thread jacked

When someone takes your email thread from one topic completely off topic to some other subject.

Tim:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, anyone want to ride Hunter this weekend?

reply:
Will:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, I got a really cool macbook air, this thing rocks and kicks the ass of any Microsoft junk you tools use

Tim:
Email Subject: thread jacked MS vs Apple (was Snowboarding)
Damn I hate it when I get thread jacked.

by SoCal or bust March 19, 2008

Jean Jacket

Over the pants (usually denim) hand release

Jenny gave Johnny a Jean Jacket on his birthday.

by Krandikel March 23, 2013