Intestijob

When you give someone a hand job with your intestines.

Person1: Dude I got into a sick car crash last night , my stomach got split open!
Person 2: Whoa man that's crazy! What'd you do?
Person 1: Well, Mark was there with me, so I thought I'd try giving him an intestijob before the ambulance came.
Person 2: Wow! Sounds awesome, wish it was me there instead!

by kiddyvegas4 March 21, 2024

Interestanté

Extremely interesting; interesting to the point of almost becoming bilingual

That lego house is interestanté!
Jimmy and Haley are the most interestanté.

by K8dontvitiate March 23, 2024

Interesting Insignificance

The state of being simultaneously intriguing and unimportant; a paradoxical blend of captivating quirks and inconsequential qualities that make someone or something stand out, while also not really mattering in the grand scheme of things. Often accompanied by a playful sense of humor and an appreciation for life's absurdities.

Oh, that's just Quintessa being Quintessa. She's full of interesting insignificance - always coming up with quirky ideas and fascinating trivia that make her stand out, but really don't matter in the grand scheme of things.

by nexzed September 6, 2024

Interestanté

Being of an interesting and fascinating perspective.

~What you said really opened my eyes; it was very INTERESTANTÉ!~

by Amanda686hodges January 7, 2025

Intestine perfume

A stinky ass fart

“The guy let off a nasty intestine perfume on the boat yesterday, it was disgusting”

by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025

Interstellar Parable

Also referred to as the ‘Interstellar Effect’ when observed; The idea that because one knows of something & they perceive it as main stream, that everyone must know it. (This is often observed when talking about dog breeds, movies, foods, places etc)

“Oh I haven’t seen Interstellar”

“You HAVEN’T seen Interstellar??? It’s like soooo famous, everyone’s seen Interstellar!”
“Dude that’s the Interstellar Parable, just cause you’ve seen it, & you think it’s famous doesn’t mean everyone’s seen it”

by TokyoPowder March 18, 2025

Interstate illness

(Also: highway herpes)

An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.

The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.

by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025