intrestment
My band has a lot of intrestment's such as the electric-triangle with a whammy bar, a violinjo (banjo/violin), and a saxa-drum.
intrestment by bmanus October 18, 2011
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Investment Bang
when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck
or in short
the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'
or in short
the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'
Investment Bang by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007
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investment biker
n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.
{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}
{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}
investment biker by Jon June 5, 2004
incestment
incestment by toxic cowZ May 26, 2018
Investmenting
Investmenting by bill gates investmenting123 December 3, 2010
Lazy investment
When you do something super active and unlazy so you can be lazy later. Pretty much, do it now, get it over with so you don't have to do anything later.
Chad: Yo I just did the whole school year's worth of homework so I don't have to do it during the year!
Chad 2: So you did a Lazy Investment?
Chad: Yeah dude
Chad 2: Sick dude
Chad 2: So you did a Lazy Investment?
Chad: Yeah dude
Chad 2: Sick dude
Lazy investment by CR1SPY_B01 March 23, 2020
Investmental
In 2008, I went "investmental" and shot a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers and Stock Brokers with a high powered rifle, it was quite therapeutic.
Investmental by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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