Cloust Infection

When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:

Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.

Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.

Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.

Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.

Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!

by Tom Brady the g February 4, 2010

Microwave inflation

of or pertaining to the increased cost of cellular products.

The microwave inflation of the first decade after 2000 caused basic phone services to soar from about $25.00 per household to $100.00 per individual.

by Dich August 9, 2011

Inflation

When something is so bad it can only be described by using the word "inflation". Can also be said as "infla".

Pronunciation for "infla" "in-fl-aye"

"Mike left me open this is inflation."
"This food is so infla"
"My hair looks like inflation today"

by SamDay November 29, 2022

black by injection

Non black person who is considered "black" after having sexual relations with a black person.

Since I am dating Jerome, I am black by injection.

by Dena Sablotny October 13, 2004

inflection

To receive from outside influence a need to fix problems of a mutually desirable outcome.

The Holy Spirit is the ultimate source of inflection because all he does is fix God's mistakes from only doing Good when there is a PERFECT universe he is not Good enough to Join by himself alone.

by Hellsprung December 12, 2017

D'Inflation

The inflation of a player's per-game statistics as caused by the particular style or system of the coach they are playing for. See: D'Antoni, Mike.

Hasheem Thabeet is pretty high on people's draft boards, but Jim Calhoun's defensive system has caused D'Inflation of his block numbers.

by sportsfreak April 1, 2009

Hot Beef Injection Fairy

A fairy who comes to the bedrooms of women aged 18-40 who put their panties underneath their pillows. The fairy will deliver a hot beef injection and take the panties with him to Injection Fairyland.

Sarah got visited by the Hot Beef Injection fairy last night and had to give up her favorite panties.

by The Injection Fairy February 12, 2010