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hose dragon

Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon
"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"
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Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one
Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock
by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
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Hose Tucker

A guy who tucks his hose and acts like a woman
Bro my friend hooked up with a hose Tucker last night.

What the fuck!

Yeah he almost killed him thinking he was a she.
by Tom at v cu Hz to October 10, 2017
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Rubber Hose Rampage

Rubber Hose Rampage is a 2024 boss rush game starring Mickey Mouse. The game was created in the wake of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain.

Upon release in early 2024, Rubber Hose Rampage was criticized for being a supposed Cuphead clone and being too difficult.

Those who criticized the game don't get what the game is going for. It's a shitpost game, and it works very well in that regard.

Once you acknowledge what Rubber Hose Rampage is all about, it's not only tolerable but downright fun to play, especially after a patch was made toning down the difficulty a little.

In the summer of 2024, a new boss was added where you fight Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and upon defeating him, he becomes a player character, making the game even better.
Rubber Hose Rampage is NOT just a Cuphead clone.
by HildaSimp August 5, 2024
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Flesh Hose

Dave get a bit drunk at Niall's party. In the early hours of the morning Dave got out his flesh hose.

Later on the next day he noticed a lot of teeth marks on that hose
by The Course Man October 22, 2023
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Rubber Hose Black

A specific shade of Black used in cartoon during the 1920's and early 1930's
Those Toons with Rubber Hose Black limbs!
by Super Bower October 14, 2022
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Garden hose

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.
I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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