hair hit the hide

It is what it is.
Whatever will be will be.
Old southern slang.

Person #1: I can’t believe people believe the election was rigged.

Person #2: Let the hair hit the hide!!

by ScholarNita February 1, 2021

caller hidee

the ID of a caller that cannot be caught by a device for displaying caller IDs.

A caller hidee is a concealed caller ID. It cannot be caught by a caller ID device.

by uttam maharjan June 14, 2011

Hide your Dogs

Covering extremely large and perky boobies

Girl hide your dogs or I might bust!

by Bangmaster6969 February 4, 2025

Hide The Dump

A game in which players hide pieces of shit in amusing places.

Dude we played Hide The Dump at the hotel last night, we stuck pieces of shit between the glass and prints in the paintings on the wall.

by dump December 17, 2012

Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide

Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.

I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.

by QuacksO January 18, 2017

Hide The Hogg In The Hills

Tittyfucking. Breast banging. Hooters Humping. Juggsfucking. Breasterbate

That big natural titty chick let me play a game of hide the hogg in the hills with her.

by TongueMyNutzs February 21, 2017

slut in hiding

A girl who claims not to be a slut, but everyone already knows she is one anyways.

Guy - "I think I like Betty"
Girl - "You would, she's a slut in hiding"
Guy - "OH YEAAH"

by alanahfuckmehard786876876 March 29, 2009