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Helicoptering

When you go to the bathroom in somebody else's house, typically during a party, and rather than piss directly into the toilet, you put the seat down, stand on it and spin around, pissing all over the bathroom, making helicopter sounds if so desired.
"Hey Drew, these kids are being complete fags so I totally just helicoptered their bathroom!"
"Hahaha! Well that's what they get, charging me for a cup"
"Go team venture"


"Fuck man, somebody was helicoptering in the bathroom and it got on my toothbrush!"
by Wagginshin March 11, 2009
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Hedicure

when one receives oral sex, or in other words when a BITCH sucks your DICK
Guy 1 "Dude, Lisa gave me the sickest Hedicure last night."
Guy 2 " Oh word?"
by Dirty Dirty Red January 16, 2010
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Helicopter job

Involveds violently whipping your dick against a girls face for pleasure
Why have you got bruises on your face?....... I gave Tom a helicopter job xdxdxdx
by Wigglydick July 13, 2016
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Helicum Balloon

An insanely large cum bubble produced from the combination of a crazy amount of jizz in the asshole and a fart. With a large enough fart, the balloon will take off and usually splatter hot sperm all over the nearest victim.
Jenny got pounded by so many dudes at the frat party last night she was producing the biggest helicum balloons you could possibly imagine!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2017
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Helicopter

The act of getting naked and swinging your penis in circles (you can not have an erection for this to work properly)
Jack decided to do the helicopter and when he walked into the bedroom with his straight friends they all threw up
by Imanemmett January 25, 2018
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Helicapitation

The wind gust up high on the mountain turned a search and rescue into a helicapitation. The guy had no body to call for help.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
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hexcited

Hexcited is being excited to the 6th degree of ecstasy. It's an overwhelming happiness to the penultimate degree. Beyond that level of happiness you will loose your sanity. The 7th degree is the limit of elasticity to remain same.

Comes across as someone with an accent saying excited but sounding Hexcited because of their extreme joy.
When Ben heard the news of winning the lottery, he was so hexcited he could have jumped into the road not caring if was knocked down by a trailer
by writ_Ashy October 12, 2018
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