Number Zero Headband

The craziest of all fucking bitches, i.e. Lyndsey Miller. That bitch is fucked up. DON'T APPROACH! Reference from the Afro-Samurai series, as the Number One Headband was supposed to be strongest.

Mike: "Oh shit! Your ex is a Number One Headband"

Pete: "No, she's a fuckin Number Zero Headband"

by xVrael June 27, 2010

Squiggly doo 4000 headbanger cock rip

The action of someone head-banging while sucking your cock and getting their teeth caught on your balls and ripping off your entire penis.

Chase: Yo Derek I was chillin with John last night and I convinced him to give me that Squiggly doo 4000 headbanger cock rip and it fucking fire bro.

Derek: No way dude I got him to do that to me just last week.

by Splm J May 21, 2020

Headbanger's Ball

THE best television program out there! All metal, all the time...

It was a dark day when they discontinued Headbanger's Ball, but now it has returned! Rejoice!

by Freak Obscene May 4, 2004

headbanger

A type of rocker; One who listens to hair/death/speed/thrash/heavy metal from the mid 80s to the mid 90s.

"those rockers are fags... crazy headbangers, are bigger pimps" -Brujeria

by N/A April 24, 2005

Headband

Not worn by hipsters.

Look at that headband. It's not on a hipster.

by ThaneB September 12, 2010

headass

Headass is basically an exclamation about something, like Oh Wow or God Dang!

Headass! Are you seriously?

by MiyMiy January 8, 2008

Headache

Can be cured by talking to a friend on webcam

staring at the screen of your computer will give you a headache

by Chicken McNigilson April 25, 2013