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pics or it didn't happen

What 12 year old horny boys say when they want a picture of a hot girl
Person 1: me and my sis got in this huge vodka spitting contest, her shirt was so fucking soaked you could see her boobs

12 year old: pics or it didn't happen
by just a random british girl October 13, 2016
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whats happening

When your confused and dont no whats going on you say this.Tommo usally uses this cause he is always confusede and doesnt no whats going on.
Ben:Fuhkn oi bra cumom what the fuck you doing.
Tommo:I just stacked and the pain wont go away its hurting bad shit.
Ben:hahahahah
Tommo:arhhhhh whats happening.
by Darren Thomson May 4, 2005
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hand happies

the cramps you get in your hand from jacking off to much
He hit it so hard that he got tons of hand happies.
by omenboy June 19, 2003
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Happiest

Feeling of being loved by your favorite person
Paige makes me the happiest because I’m the luckiest with her❤️!
by FunnySmile16 June 26, 2018
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well that happend

a phrase usualy uttered when something strange shocking or downright unusual/odd happens
after a hot dog cart spontaneously combusts one may say well that happend
by wellthisdefinitionjusthappend January 22, 2014
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Uncle Ben, What happend?

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shit happens

A phrase that was originally created in the movie "Gump". Oddly enough, it can be modified to represent almost every religion and religional sect's main message.
Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.

Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?

Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.

Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.

7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.

Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.

Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?

Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.

Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.

Paganism: Each shit has its own name.

Atheism: Bullshit!
by supergub August 8, 2009
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