Kev Hammer

Kev hammer is a reference to a massive cock

Omg did you see Kev Hammer
She: I was like wow

Girl 2: 😍

by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018

Pleasure Hammer

A big fat cock. Huge man meat. Thick and rigid.

He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.

He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

Hebrew Hammer

The penis of a master Jew that has both girth and length.

-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer

Woah! Look ladies it's the Hebrew Hammer.

Hey whats up Hebrew Hammer?!

by TheHEBREWhammerHimself February 13, 2013

pud hammer

Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.

Adeel wouldn't stop talking so I held him down and administered the pud hammer to shut him up.

by MrPrefect July 22, 2006

shit hammered

getting really drunk

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night

by smitty September 17, 2003

turd hammer

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".

Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?

by renegade63x September 18, 2009

Jack-hammering

Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts

Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009