HammerLooooong's definitions
Ex. 1
Guy 1: *Accidentally drops his phone in the ocean while fishing*
"Ah Jiminy Krimley!!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro you just bought that phone you mug!"
Ex.2
*The index temperature is 110*
"Jiminey Kremley it's Hot!!"
Guy 1: *Accidentally drops his phone in the ocean while fishing*
"Ah Jiminy Krimley!!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro you just bought that phone you mug!"
Ex.2
*The index temperature is 110*
"Jiminey Kremley it's Hot!!"
by HammerLooooong September 20, 2023
Get the Jiminy Krimley mug.It's a blend of "law" and "lashing" to describe the act of using legal measures aggressively or excessively, especially with a hint of malice or for the purpose of intimidation or suppression, like going after smaller entities or individuals even when the action isn't necessarily beneficial to the aggressor, other than to serve as a warning or show of power.
Example: Nintendo Sued the developers of Yuzu emulator. They tried to use every legal trick in the book and won the lawsuit. The devs had to pay millions to Nintendo.
"Damn, Nintendo lawlashing Yuzu emulator!"
"Don't Lawlash me you sociopath!"
"Damn, Nintendo lawlashing Yuzu emulator!"
"Don't Lawlash me you sociopath!"
by HammerLooooong March 15, 2024
Get the Lawlashing mug.A strategy where a company intentionally and gradually weakens, restricts, or limits an existing feature—not as an accident or cost-cutting measure, but as a deliberate path toward fully removing or locking it behind control once resistance is worn down.
PurtchSwiping conditions users to accept loss of control piece by piece, instead of honestly announcing the change and dealing with backlash upfront.
The goal is eventual elimination, while minimizing backlash along the way.
PurtchSwiping conditions users to accept loss of control piece by piece, instead of honestly announcing the change and dealing with backlash upfront.
The goal is eventual elimination, while minimizing backlash along the way.
“Google started purtchswiping sideloading by adding warnings and restrictions, then tried to remove it entirely until users pushed back.”
“They didn’t kill the feature overnight — they purtchswiped it until no one noticed it was gone.”
“They didn’t kill the feature overnight — they purtchswiped it until no one noticed it was gone.”
by HammerLooooong December 7, 2025
Get the PurtchSwiping mug.Hammer Long is the name of a song by French Montana. No one really knows why the song is called that.
The term can also be used in situations when someone is tired or overworked. Commonly used as an expression.
The term can also be used in situations when someone is tired or overworked. Commonly used as an expression.
"Hey man! How was work?"
"Dude it was crazy! I had to stay an extra hour and didn't get overtime pay! Fuckin ridiculous!"
"Wow.... Hammer Long......"
"Dude it was crazy! I had to stay an extra hour and didn't get overtime pay! Fuckin ridiculous!"
"Wow.... Hammer Long......"
by HammerLooooong March 19, 2023
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