Guido

A guy that tries to get with a gal by listening to her complain about her man and then saying, "Oh I would never do that."

"I have nothing to do over thanxgiving because my boyfriend went to Valdez to go ice climbing."

"Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you."

"Ick your a Guido"

by Guidoette January 21, 2010

gunion

2nd Amendment enthusiast, esp. one who, for every argument you peel away, has a fresh one underneath. Of course the root of it all is the feel of that nice hard rod.

Don't bother arguing with a gunion: he won't fight fair.

by scallion September 20, 2013

guidoness

having the swagger of a guido

kevin b

Kevin- "Damn, get off me shawty"

Corey- " Kevin you and your guidoness are something else"

by thefallstonguido June 15, 2009

guidosity

A measure of how much of a guido a person is. There are three levels of guidosity: Pauly D (total guido) Tupac (skinny ass white boy) Pussy Ass Niggas (Eminem)

Bro 1 : Dude I got a fuckin nattiac after goin to my boy jonnys house for some milf and cookies. got so much fuckin dome from that skanky assbitch
Bro 2: Shits for real brah. Where was she at ?
Bro 1; She lives at the Jewsey Shwoe. Names sharon or some shit like dat.
Bro 3: Dude youre such a fucking guido. You pick that pussy up in a bar ?
Bro 1: Obvi brah. Boner in the butt.
Bro 2: Youre guidosity is at such a peak now. I'd say you could even fuck Snookie
Bro 1: Wtf? nigga ill rape your black ass
bro 2: Obvy

by guidobro69 November 21, 2010

Guido

in a nutshell, a guido is a male italian-esque american.they have been HEAVILY popularized by jersey shore.(females are guidettes). they love the concept of GTL. they are very conceded, and try to find the absolute most hard hair spiker for theyre hair, and use WAY too much of it(these products are for 8 inch mohawks, yet they think they work well for 1 inch spikes or fauxhawk. they have black hair.) why am i talking about theyre hair? becuase its a BIG part of guido culture.(just check youtube, they have totorials from the show on how to do a blowout). they are orange skin idiots who are really conceded.

guido

by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2011

Guido

Extremely lazy person consisting of but not limited to: high and tight haircuts, huge belly, terrible mustache, and consumes nothing but protein shakes and Chinese food.

That short and stocky crew chief is a real guido.

by ALL NIGHT LONG! September 25, 2011

Guido

A persistent squirrel.

Guido, the squirrel, was trying to get into the bird feeder for 3 hours before finally getting in.

by Noethe000 May 22, 2019