tranny granny

Lame driver who doesn't know how to shift -- i.e. only drives an automatic transmission.

An automatic! You're such a tranny granny.

by Shakespeare April 15, 2005

granny tranny

an old man who in his photo or in person appears to be female, and folks who don't know the subject cannot determine his gender.

Dude, when I saw your photo online I thought you were a woman!!! You granny tranny!!!

by dusano December 18, 2008

Grannylicious

A woman who has grandchildren or is old enough to, but is still sexy.

I don't care what anyone says, Sara's mom is Grannylicious.

by SakeenahQ8 April 17, 2009

granny grabber

An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.

Hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so I can get that remote control without having to get up.

by joshfromnc February 25, 2009

granny slap

A granny slap happens when a grandmother approaches you and pinches your cheeks so hard that the skin literally slaps against your face when released. It is usually accompanied by much cooing and statements that include but are not limited to: "Oh, you've grown so tall," or, "You're my little sugar bunny!"

John: Did you see that mark on Jack's cheek?
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.

by thelastcard November 22, 2011

Granny Smasher

A Granny Smasher is a man who goes for elderly, or much older women, sometimes men. Also called smashers, for the sex act.

Chris likes his women old.

Yea, he's a Granny Smasher.

by Professor Switzleheimer September 22, 2016

Granny Farm

An old folk's home or Retirement home. i.e. Where 'Granny' goes to live. A person working there is referred to as a Granny Farmer.

Kids, before we go to dinner we have to pick Grandma up from the Granny Farm.

by DigimonBeavis October 24, 2016