Definitions by joshfromnc

Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD) 

Contracted when someone sings a bad song and it gets stuck in someone else's head.

I totally got a Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD) from her when she started singing Rod Stewart. I can't get it out of my head.

Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD) by joshfromnc May 16, 2009

granny grabber 

An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.

Hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so I can get that remote control without having to get up.

granny grabber by joshfromnc February 25, 2009