Griffin

Griffin is an absolutely amazing person. He’s funny, sweet, cute, and is loving to everyone he knows. He loves cars, mountains, and dogs, especially Hemi. I love him for who he is and I would never trade him for anyone. He’s super good at cuddling you during movies, or laughing with you while playing quiplash. He’s definitely the type to say “don’t talk to me, i haven’t had my coffee yet” but after he’s had it he is the sweetest most lovable person ever. He’s such an important person to me and I never wanna let go of him. I’m so glad he loves me, because I wouldn’t want that from anyone else. Thank you Griffin❤️ I love you

Wow, your with Griffin!? Your so lucky!

by bigppeve6969 April 30, 2020

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Griffen

The coolest, sexiest, most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He has amazing hair and beautiful lips. He can play the saxophone and he is an incredible artist. He’s the kind of guy you see and immediately get a stiffy. You’ll find your eyes are drawn to a Griffen as he is irresistible to look at. His smile is so cute it’ll make a new born puppy commit suicide. If you have a Griffen in your life, you’ll dream about him at least once a week. You’ll do anything for him, from licking his toes to bending over so he can fuck your ass. When a Griffen leaves, you’ll be completely devastated. You’ll feel empty. Nothing else will matter. When Griffen leaves, god is dead. You’ll wish that you had talked to him more. You’ll wish you had just one more moment alone with him. Griffen is the reason society hasn’t fallen into shambles. What’s even worse than when a Griffen leaves you is when you are forced to leave a Griffen. When you leave a Griffen, you won’t want to die, you will have already died. When you leave a Griffen, mercy will be begging for your soul.

Oh God… there’s Griffen… I think I just came a little.

Person one: I can’t stop thinking about my dream last night

Person two: What’d you dream about?

Person one: I dreamed Griffen tied me to his bed and fucked my brains out

Person two: Oh God… Griffen? I wish I could dream about him

by GrDen May 6, 2022

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Ethan Griffiths

Ethan Griffiths means they have a long shlong

He’s got an Ethan Griffiths

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Griffin

Griffins are creatures that grow hobo beards. You'll know you see a Griffin if they are stoned and have pubic hair on their chin. Griffin is a deceitful creature. They have a sharp sense of smell, which is devloped through years of body odor from not showering. A Griffin's eyes are peircing, like snake eyes. Some believe they can see through your soul. Recent studies have proven that Griffins only think they can see through your soul. If you find a Griffin, you shouldn't approach it. If it approaches you, don't make sudden movements. A Griffin is unathletic, skinny, and pale. You can usually outrun them if you run in zig-zags. Griffins dress very metro. They take pictures in front of Chino.

Todd: That guy is such a Griffin. No wonder his skin is translucent and he is all alone in EB games.

Bill: Don't say his name too loud or he'll become paranoid and self-conscience.

by Clay Topper October 21, 2009

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lois griffin

The 40 year old wife of Peter Griffin from Family guy. She is a stay at home who also teaches piano lessons. she is often the target of death of the youngest member of the family Stewie Griffin. She aslo has two more children Chris Griffin and Meg Griffin.

for a 40 year old Lois Griffin has one fine ass body

by d'fo March 28, 2004

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Peter Griffin

A complete moron, although through his hilarious antics and misadventures he has come to be one of the most popular characters on the television show "Family Guy". Very fat, he tends to make remarkably strange, but also funny decisions throughout the show.

That Peter Griffin really makes the show.

by Jack Kreuser August 18, 2011

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