Fuctuplets

The type of friends who are so close they seem like brother and sister, etc. -
until they sleep with each other.

Those guys are sleeping together? That's so wrong! They're like twins - I guess that makes them fuctuplets.

by Walking Dictionary Man November 15, 2004

Functioning

Partaking in an event along with your peers or with a member of the opposite sex that is highly enjoyable.

Example 1:
me: How was the party last night?
her: That shit was functioning!

Example 2:
numero uno: What u boutta do tonight?
numero dos: Imma get it functioning with some hoochie!

by aktives March 15, 2009

fuctard

Any one of the losers that frequent MBL12 reminiscing of the day when they aspired to be a Horseman and try to cope with the realization they that never could be, excedpt while dreaming.

That stupid fuctard is still talking about the 'good ole days' when he thought he would one day be a Horseman.

by Liquid August 17, 2003

funcussion

A group of Japanese highschoolers in gold shirts having fun playing the drums.

Ichiro and Toyota invited us to do some funcussion, remember to bring your gold shirt.

by MarkMillarLicksGoats July 23, 2013

what-the-fuctomy

A surgical procedure that removes from you whatever makes people go wtf.

Cajun: insert rediculously stupid something
Person: WTF
Person2: WTF
Person3: wtf
Person4: cajun needs a what-the-fuctomy

by freon January 26, 2004

Funcle

A man who is both one's father and uncle. If someone "has a funcle", you're saying they're really dumb and demented. Persephone from Greek mythology quite literally had a funcle. If someone "marries their funcle", you're saying they will do anything without hesitation.

guy 1: That's weird.
guy 2: that is NOT weird! You totally have a funcle!

by Aphrodite's Reincarnation March 1, 2009

Funcle

A cross between a father and uncle. Like when your mom marries her husband's brother or has sex with him.

Usually done between incestual familie's who have no scrupels about who they get it on with or what monstrosities they may produce if they happen to get pregnant by the funcle.

that girl's dad's brother married his wife. Now he's her funcle.

by psuef March 30, 2009