Freelaxing

meaning to spend your free time relaxing.

Dad - ''what you doing the day son?''

Boy - ''not much, just freelaxing''

by TheBlondeLad July 17, 2009

feels soft

this very interesting phrase means that a person might feel a connection when with someone, but in reality just friendzoned them

oh shit that girl just said she feels soft when shes with me
nahhh dude she just friendzoned you so hard

by wata admirer December 4, 2018

Max Freelance Police

Max is one of the two titular characters of the Sam & Max franchise.
Violent, impulsive and indulgent in the extreme

Max Freelance Police is cringe

by anonymous April 12, 2021

Feels Good!

The feeling you get when you drop/knock out someone who is compleatly helpless to your awsomeness and prowless in hunting down your opponent like the tiger stalks a gazelle. Refer to God's Work.

Feels good! to drop somebody!!!

by Secret mission man October 18, 2009

The Feels

Slang for sociopaths and psychopaths when they talk about feelings. When an individual has departed so far from what it means to be human and feel emotion, they lump it up into one word in order to simply the broad range of emotions, which in turn makes it easier for these individuals to detach themselves from them. This makes it easier for these type of people to dismiss their own accountability when they have emotional reactions, which usually involve harming others. It's likely these individuals also use drugs and alcohol to numb these feelings and to forget their actions, because of not dealing with their emotions in a safe and appropriate manner. If you know someone who uses the term "the feels" a lot, you need to recommend that they need to seek a psychiatrist. You may end up saving many lives by doing so.

John had a case of the feels coming on, and instead of facing it, he decided to go on a binge of alcohol and drugs. He continued this behavior anytime the feels showed up for a long time. Years later, the feels caught up with him and he went on a killing spree because the pent up emotional energy could no longer be subdued. Now he's in prison for life, working with therapists to help him finally deal with the feels.

by criticallyThunk October 6, 2015

freelancing

Something you do if you want to spent intimate time with your PC on Saturday night and avoid your family's zombie movie choices.

A job that at times may drive you crazy and at others be quite satisfying. Pay varies greatly depending on the amount of BS you are willing to put up with.

Sorry honey I'm freelancing.

by Greylancer March 6, 2010

Fleels

A Fleel and or Fleels is when a person recieves such hard "Feels" that he or she is emotionally scared to a point where they can't feel no more.

Matt: what the hells wrong with Jim?

Steven: Alyssa broke up with him man.

Matt: Fucking Fleels bro.

Steven: Fucking Fleels.

by ovqz December 19, 2013