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Florida Wack a Hole 

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.
Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.
Florida Wack a Hole by DickNTechs October 16, 2010
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Florida Dreads 

Super Thin Dreads made popular by African Americans in the South, especially Florida.
Connor S- Yo, a kid in my high school team has Miami Dreads. You should grow some to.

Edgard R- Wtf, are "Florida Dreads"?

Connor S- It the thin dreads most people have in Florida, they look fresh as fuck.

Florida barking spiders 

When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."
Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!
Florida barking spiders by Delmuire December 23, 2009

Florida Fudge Sandwich 

When performing a spit roast the two guys take a shit on the face and pelvic area and then swap positions.
"me and john took sally home and she had a Florida Fudge Sandwich and a glass of coke"

Florida Christian School (FCS) 

PART 3
The faculty was well you know "Very Christian" they live their God Worshiped lives throughout the week and later on the weekend they're like lets get drunk and party. Far worse than the fellow students. Every person at the school has their favorites. You have the deens horvering the school frightening fellow students handing out demerits and referals, mostly to the students they dislike, or hate.
The uniform wasn't a big deal, you'd have to abide with the rules. Yet, they have so many "no uniform" days were you don't have to wear the uniform, I wonder where that money goes to... Also one thing that was absolutely ridiculous was the school jacket. If it gets that cold a student should be able to wear their own jackets, not the school jacket! Plus they never have those jackets in stock and if they do, its the completely oversized ones.

continued in part 4...
Florida Christian School (FCS) is a dump.

Florida Football 

Miami's BITCH since the Ronald Regan era.
Hey Mike, I heard Florida Football is finally on the map with 2 national titles. Yep....but their still Miami's bitch!

florida water 

a) known to have a permanent effect on the penis, much like that experienced when taking viagra

b) refers to a male from Florida with a large penis. Size has been traced back to "that Florida water"
Oh my!!! It's huge... Yeah, that's what that Florida water does...

florida water by SilkyD1 September 28, 2006