flat stan

A person who looks like the character from the book flat stanley. An example would be Adam Brodowski

flat stan

by Gberg42 March 14, 2014

flat 36

a term used to describe a group of really amazing and funny girls that are loved by everyone who not are not whore and bitches.

"i totally wish i was like Amy and Lucy, who are totally flat 36's"

by Lesley Brown June 12, 2016

Flat Stench

The stench that occurs when visiting the unwashed abode of someone who lives in there own filth. The smell will most likely stick to your clothes and a shower is definitely in required to eliminate the smell. (Deemed flat stench as it is most common in small stuffy flats with terrible airflow)

Saul: It stinks in here.
Callum: Its the Flat Stench.
Saul: I can never get this out Yeah, I've already washed my converse shirt like 7 times it's putrid intoxicating wank is almost impossible to evade

by UrbanNigtionary June 17, 2016

flat ass goat face

Charley McCabe

Charley is such a flat ass goat face.

by Jdognastymoney February 21, 2017

flat hill

The hardest part of the task is complete and you're able to easily continue on.

ie. smooth sailing

Brendan: You seem pretty busy today.
Alice: Yeah, but this is the most work I'll do all week. After this, it's all flat hill from here.

by pendocsurg May 26, 2018

Flat peak

An individual who wears a flat peak\brim type baseball hat and exhibits characteristics associated with the type of person who wears this style of hat. Usually has a sleeve tattoo and Monster energy or Metal Mulisha stickers on their car. They are a sub-species of the type of human known in Australia and NZ as a "bogan" or in the U.K as a "chav". Can often be seen vaping and driving Subaru WRX's.

"A couple of flat peaks just abused me as I was walking along the road"

by thatguywhosubmittedsomething April 15, 2018

flat phone freak

A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.

Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!

by Major Madcat July 14, 2019