how is your father for spuds

how are you?

how is your father for spuds?
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in same part of ireland people say this like:
how are you, how are you doing, etc.....

by ponodoro August 19, 2009

Two Faced Father

An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!

Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!

by rubber turtle September 23, 2010

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

Mishearing lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that, your just mishearing it"

by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

fatherfucker

A term redefined as a catchphrase for Glaswegian comedian Frankie Boyle, on his sketch based comedy show "Frankie Boyle's Tramadol nights", termed by one of his sketch show characters, an abusive cowboy, who first termed it when asking th ausidnece to choose an actor from "Brokeback Mountain" they'd rathe fuck, Heath Ledger or Jake Gyllenhaal, and after getting a strong feeling of Heath Ledger, says he would have chosen "The guy's wife you FAGS!" saying that he gave those two names as suggestions, then invites the "Fags" to come fight him saying "Bring your life partner, cuz I'm gonna show you heavy, Fatherfucker!" the phrase has now stuck with the character for, presumabely, the series.

Any a'you guys wanna come fight me, go ahead, cuz I'm gonna show you heavy Fatherfucker!

by srvciple December 12, 2010

father

A person who is only there for you when convenient. Not a real dad. He tends to read books about raising your children, hoping to get all answers from them. This tends to result in him believing that all teenagers are druggies, or on steroids, and that all girls are bound to end up having unprotected sex by the time they're 16.

Any man can be a father. I takes a real man to be a dad.

by Dragonn June 26, 2005

convenience father

A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH

Oh look, there goes Eric being a convenience father again since he has a new girlfriend.

by BrookieJay February 9, 2014

Father's Day

Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃

Person 1: "Father's day is great!"
Person 2: "I can agree!"

by Wilted Roses June 15, 2019