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Fairy Wagon 

A stupid vehicle, typically driven by dudes that like penis. Commonly used to refer to squatted trucks
Look at that, found another Fairy Wagon. Why do people squat those things anyways?
Fairy Wagon by professional_retard September 7, 2022

fairy emperor penguin 🐧 

Jared Kleins official pet name
If only my pet name was as cool as Jareds. His is fairy emperor penguin 🐧.

fairy tail 

YOU ARE GAY IF SOME ONE SAYS THAT TO YOU
FAIRY TAIL
hey daddy you look DELICOUS.
FAIRY TAIL
fairy tail by Happy & natsu November 11, 2022

Fairy Type 

Used as satire and an extension of the term “weeb.” It describes any individual with an anime girl, femboy, catboy, catgirl, or furry profile picture on their social media. Can also be used to describe annoying kids or anyone that views themselves as “quirky.”

The only weakness of the Pokémon Sableye
He changed his profile picture to a cat girl. I’ve lost all respect for that fairy type.

You’re talking like a true fairy type.
Fairy Type by Vindic1 April 1, 2023

fairy cottage broheim 

An underground criminal organization centered around that presenting themselves as "closeted" and seeking advice from victims. They use their "straight" identities to cover for their crimes or simply to get more money for prostitution if they are unable to find victims by "being straight for pay". They specialize in murder, rape, torture, larceny, police impersonation, and identity theft, and sex trafficking minors and migrants, and interfering with solving crimes or investigations, not to seek help from the LGBT community. Collectively they all appear to have sociopathy (ex: pedophilia, torture, rape, ect), as a part of their main collective ideology and identity. They lurk on extraterrestrial or paranormal forums often for insights on reclusive or abandoned locations to get rid of evidence. This helps obscure the crimes while their "fairy cottages" are a trap house-like network from the East to West.They have often used DNMs and Tor-like browsers, using for hire services across multiple states. Often the police and FBI appear unable to connect crimes because they specialize in DDOS attacks on police reports, and using connections with telecommunications company employees. "Hello we are the police, this is the police speaking" is a common thing to hear instead of the usual script. They sympathize with the Russian agenda in terms of revealing weaknesses in our communities, undermining the police and the emergency contact system, and destroying communities.
"What happened to your friend?"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"

Fairy Chicken 

A person that attends an auction but does not bid
A fairy chicken is a builder that went on a Saturday to a property auction and did not bid
Fairy Chicken by anonymous June 3, 2023