A person who updates their facebook so often that it fills up the home page for everyone of their friends (usually with silly photos and one-line comments).
I opened my facebook only to discover that Shelly had filed the page with minute by minute coverage of her kids at the beach. She is such a facebook hog.
by ratrussell April 7, 2009
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by ReyMon! March 10, 2011
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Hey, look, I have five hundred "friends" on facebook, most of whom I only talked to once or twice at most.
by runpoochrun July 9, 2009
Get the facebook mug.The opposite of a Myspace Angle. Basically, it is a photo taken at such an angle that it makes an attractive person look less attractive. Lighting is very important in Facebook angles, as is subtle elements such as background, facial poses, etc.
Person A: What the hell? Jen's Facebook pictures make her look terrible! She's beautiful in real life, what happened?
Person B: Well, she took them all at Facebook Angles. They make her look gross.
Person 1: So, you gonna post that pic you took earlier on Facebook?
Person 2: Hell no. It's shot at a total Facebook angle, and I didn't even know it.
Person B: Well, she took them all at Facebook Angles. They make her look gross.
Person 1: So, you gonna post that pic you took earlier on Facebook?
Person 2: Hell no. It's shot at a total Facebook angle, and I didn't even know it.
by The Secks July 31, 2010
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SUMMER AND SABRINA TEXT:
Summer: "hey what are you doing?"
Sabina: "....."
Summer: "You must be on faecbook it's been like twenty minutes, who you creepin'on?"
Sabrina: "i clicked on some girl's page, and there was a comment from another girl, so i clicked on it and her name was KARRISSA and she looked like karissa would look like when she is forty!"
Summer: "God you're a facebook creeper!"
Sabrina: "i'll show you later"
Summer:"YES!"
Summer: "hey what are you doing?"
Sabina: "....."
Summer: "You must be on faecbook it's been like twenty minutes, who you creepin'on?"
Sabrina: "i clicked on some girl's page, and there was a comment from another girl, so i clicked on it and her name was KARRISSA and she looked like karissa would look like when she is forty!"
Summer: "God you're a facebook creeper!"
Sabrina: "i'll show you later"
Summer:"YES!"
by facecrepper January 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Creeper mug.A stupid blogging site for people with no lives that sit on their ass all day. Also, a way to broadcast yourself, to display your gigantic ego that you have, by making retarded kissy faces in pictures. Most chicks with facebook think theyre so hot, ughh hate ti tell ya butchu aren`t, nothing cute bout making fish faces in pics.
To add to that, the way most high school fights start, just cuz someone dissed them, lmfao fucking big babies!
Plus most people have facebook just cuz everyone else has it, AND I CAN SAY THAT CUZ I DONT HAVE FACEBOOK MYSELF!=)
Basically a pointless site to make you feel better about yourself, for people with low/no self esteem.
To add to that, the way most high school fights start, just cuz someone dissed them, lmfao fucking big babies!
Plus most people have facebook just cuz everyone else has it, AND I CAN SAY THAT CUZ I DONT HAVE FACEBOOK MYSELF!=)
Basically a pointless site to make you feel better about yourself, for people with low/no self esteem.
Get off facebook and GO FOR A WALK!
by xTRA2cENTS July 4, 2008
Get the facebook mug.A parent that frequently neglects their duties as a mother and instead, updates their status on facebook constantly throughout the day
Ernie: Hey man, I was on facebook today and the only thing that came up on my news feed was updates from Sarah talking about how lonely she is and all the laundry she has to do
Wyatt: Dude she's such a Facebook Mom
Ernie: What's that?
Wyatt: Look it up on urbandictionary.com
Wyatt: Dude she's such a Facebook Mom
Ernie: What's that?
Wyatt: Look it up on urbandictionary.com
by themaskedavengerrr February 26, 2010
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