Ethan

A super cute guy that drives something like a Honda CRV. He gets really good grades and goes to a school for smart kids, like Ohio State. He's not into sports, but he is a runner. He has the best hair and impeccable fashion sense.

Carl: Man that dud is too fly. What's his name?

Cornelius: Oh, that's Ethan.

by Jimmy Falcone December 13, 2012

ethan

cheats in counter strike games but also plays roblox. major weeb. avid hentai watcher

Wow, that guy ethan is such a weirdo, all he does is watch hentai and plays roblox

by peachieo June 11, 2018

ethan is a dick

HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL

Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick

by THEMYLOMACHINATOR September 21, 2013

Ethan

A person who thinks they always win when in reality they always lose.

Molly: “My March madness bracket is so fire!!”

Tim (behind her back): “nah her bracket is so Ethan”

by Linama April 8, 2019

Ethan Wilson

A gay and frankly fucking stupid fag.

Ethan Wilson is a stupid fag.

by Ethanspoppop October 8, 2019

Ethan Smith

A really nice, down to earth person and is actually really smart too. He is very insecure but thinks your amazing so compliment him also. He is really fun to hang out with and one of the most loyal

friends in the world. If he’s in your life you

are lucky.❤️❤️❤️

Girl 1- Ethan is so stupid, annoying, and ugly.

Girl 2- No he’s not why does everyone say

that😭❤️😭

Girl- I got kissed by Ethan Smith
Other girl- NO WAY

by Lil Uzi vert fan June 3, 2018

Pulling an Ethan

1. Saying a joke or statement that has no meaning other than providing others with a sense for how retarded one is
2. Using formal words one does not know the meaning of in an attempt to sound smarter than one is (possibly in a deep voice)

"Dude Shane kept saying the same joke over and over, it wasn't even funny he was totally pulling an ethan."

by @lex$ December 5, 2016