double facepalm

Stronger than "facepalm". When you cover your face with both your hands in extreme frustration or disappointment. Usually written between asterisks in online conversations.

- Hey there, did you finally get that DVD I asked you for?
- Oops... I forgot again, sorry! :D
- *double facepalm*

by d4ml4n February 11, 2009

double clicking the mouse

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar

As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

by weave March 22, 2003

Double Western Grip

When both the right and left hand are used simultaneously in a column format to stroke the base of the penis and is moved up and down. The Thumbs can be gyrated in unison or in a destructive interference pattern so that they are out of phase and in harmony. First made popular by French men, it later caught on by German males and females due the extreme domination that can be involved in the extreme penis straddling.

DOUBLE WESTERN GRIP!

by OMGWTFBBQ22 June 12, 2009

Tennesee Double-Bagger

The Tennesee Double Bagger is when the girl you are banging is so ugly you have to put a bag on her head, and one on yours just in case hers falls off.

That girl is so ugly, the only way I could fuck her is a Tennesee Double-Bagger!

by SlutBucket September 23, 2006

H-E-Double hockey sticks

Euphemism for hell.

What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this!?!

by Magny January 18, 2012

Double Hoover

When a guy and a girl are arranged in a 69 position. The girl gives the guy a blowjob while he preforms an abortion on her.

Me and this prego slut so double hoovered last night! Also, I have placenta stains all over my bed.

by Pooper123123 January 3, 2009

Double Dammit

A stronger curse than the regular dammit, used mainly at an accident or large mistake, also called the double D word.

Ah Double Dammit, I broke my bottle off inside of that girl.

by Ruin April 13, 2005