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blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.
blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!
by wokeup2this July 11, 2022
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Spite donation

A donation made to a cause out of spite. Sometimes made in the name of the person you were arguing with about a subject, to the cause that person was against.
I made a spite donation in Kelly's name to Planned Parenthood after Kelly made insensitive and false remarks about abortion in a Facebook group. In fact, I donated a dollar for every comment she made.
by Unicorn Sunshine September 5, 2022
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the donster

The donster. Is the donster.
by The donstinator September 19, 2022
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Gabriel Donato Ortiz

A guy with a big cock, a gigachad, with ultimate Rizz, he watched skibidi toilet on a steak 4 times
Gabriel Donato Ortiz Is such a guy, he fucked my by surprise and I liked it
by Thesussybeaner October 25, 2023
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Christian donato

Christian Donato is the best guy around. He overall is so caring, talented, and intelligent. He is the best friend anyone can have and an even better boyfriend. He’s a supportive teammate and a great classmate. He’s always worried about someone else instead of always about himself. He tries his best at everything he does and he is the best no matter what happens. He is so hot and sexy too. He has the best body ever and he is so beautiful. I love him more than anyone and anything. He’s my favorite person and my best friend forever.
Yo do you guys know Christian Donato? He’s the best guy around. I just love him.
by iamcuteandfunny October 30, 2023
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Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.
by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023
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Pulling a Donato

Appearing busy whilst doing nothing that is productive or measurable.
Jeff: "Hi Bill, where have you been?"

Bill: "Pulling a Donato dude, I've been building a clock out of egg timers"

Jeff: "What a good idea"
by BoatyInTheYard February 14, 2024
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