Dork Thirty

A quote from an episode of MST3K.

"What time is it?"
"Dork thirty."

by Gossman666 April 23, 2007

derksandwich

good comeback for someone who calls you derk often on false grounds, particularly including student government leaders.

boy: you're such a derk!
girl: well, you're a derksandwich.
boy: *runs away crying*

by derk defender May 8, 2009

Doerschlag

The act of being beautiful, or just being perfect in every way. Originated from the Latin language. Sometimes even a last name, most common in blond haired families, generally that is the most beautiful family ever, but nice about it too.

Wow that person is such a Doerschlag!

by Wellington Student May 20, 2009

doorknobbing

tethering a pretty naked girl to a fixed object (usually a doorknob) using a single pair of handcuffs by fastening one cuff about her wrists and the the other cuff about the fixed object

After doorknobbing Alison to her closet door, Martin tickled her sides till she cried from laughter.

by Alfling August 30, 2014

Doork

Person that pulls on a door that says push or vise versa.

While pushing on the door to get in I notice the sign said to push. I am such a doork!

by Raymann May 10, 2015

Dork

- Has some odd personality.

- odd interests
-silly
- can be themselves

My boyfriend ethan is such a dork.

by Anna jay March 27, 2017

Dork

a cute, weird, and oddly enough attracted to you.

quit being a dork peach

by lil-p3ach135 December 26, 2018