Carlisle Cullen

The Olympic Coven's ( also known as the Cullen Coven) " adopted father/sire" he got all the cullens to become animal drinking vampire "vegetarians " He also seems to think that because he and the rest of his family drink animal blood they are automatically better than all human blood drinkers and is Christ reborn.

Friend: What the heck, Carlisle Cullen makes no sense, it's called a blood bag idiot.

Me:I know right like what the heck Carlisle quit acting like you are so much better than everyone just because you don't understand the meaning of real food and rabies,I mean they're animals for god sake.

by HelloTwithches September 16, 2016

Edward Cullen

One of the main characters in Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. He is one of the vampires, or the "cold ones." He is hundreds of years old but says that he's 17...and has been 17 for a while. He is in love with Bella Swan and she also loves him. Edward can read people's minds, everybody's, except for Bella's. That's one of the main reasons he was first attracted to her. That, and her smell that he describes as, "my own personal brand of heroine." He sparkles in the sunlight, so his family tries to avoid it. Vampires in general drink human blood, but his family is "vegetarian." They survive on animal blood, but once in a while they have the temptation of drinking human blood. But most have learned not to. He is considered "perfect" in the minds of some teenage girls. He's just a character, but that's what teenagers do, they fantasize...and to all the haters: there's nothing wrong with that.

Bella: "I know what you are"
Edward Cullen: "Say it...Out loud!"
Bella: "Vampire..."
Edward Cullen: "Are you afraid?"
Bella: "No..."
Edward Cullen: "Then ask me the most basic question...What do we eat?"
Bella: "You won't hurt me..."
Edward Cullen: Grabs Bella's arm to show her how he sparkles...

by Proud Penelope May 14, 2011

edward cullen

edward cullen is a beautiful vampire specimen, known & lusted for by many. he is technically 109 years old, but remains the outlook of a 17 year old. he is the perfect, perfect guy to be with, but has only got eyes for the character bella swan in the Twilight Saga. there are many definitions for this vampire, but the haters who say he is a complete dickhead are guys who have self-esteem problems, cos their girlfriends are leaving them for Edward.
& the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.

Lisa: Jarred, i'm dumping you.
Jarred: WTF why ?
Lisa: edward cullen asked me out.
Jarred: OMG.. why????!!!! *goes and cries*
Megan: i don't get why the fuck everybody likes that dude.
(omg he asked LISA !!!)

by demetria_stannard. February 6, 2010

cullyblud

1. A person who is usually safe that annoys you.
2. Also used to shout at a VERY high pitch for no apparent reason.

1. Oh cullyblud! what was the point in that?
2. CULLYBLUUUUD!!!

by Kelly Cashel December 7, 2006

Cullenate

The act of biting someones arm, piercing their flesh so that blood trickles onto their hand and onto the floor, then licking it off their arm, enjoying the taste of it.

A person who partictipates in this activity is called a Cullenator.

"Do you know. Emily likes to Cullenate. You can tell by the bloodstains on her hand!"

"Hey Carla is such a Cullenator!"

by Jennypapiasta August 30, 2009

curlyn

One sexy hot mama. Usually smooth chocolate skinned. Small and petite, she's like walking sex.

Damn, that chocolate skinned Curlyn makes me super hard! I'd hit that!

by Lovely Caramal January 1, 2012

cullening

The invocation of an autonomic sexual response via mention of a fictional bloodsucker.

Bro 1: Dude, did you check out that piece in Seventeen magazine? The Twilight expose?

Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.

by chironfrost April 24, 2014