College carpet bomb

When you're riding reverse cowgirl, leave a stink trail on there pubis.

I gave your father a proper college carpet bomb last night.

by DonkeyMuff April 2, 2021

weird_carpet_stain

A trans idiot who is one of my best friends and has over 1000 followers on tiktok

Oh yeah! I know weird_carpet_stain! They’re one of my best friends!

by Reddie is musty June 30, 2021

tripping on the carpet

When a girl is so good in bed it makes you crazy, so all you can think about is getting inside her again.

Man that pussy was tight. Bitches got me tripping on the carpet.

by Stampa October 23, 2015

sample fart carpet

Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell

I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy March 8, 2021

Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger

A burger that comes with capers and goat cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

hardening the carpet

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

Cape Coma

Better known as Cape Coral a city in Florida, with the houses containing mostly nasty ass well-water, home of the newly wed and almost dead

Cape Kid 1- What do you want to do tonight?
Cape Kid 2- Nothing fag. We live in Cape Coma!

by Erinnnnx October 24, 2008