ann coulter

A vile toxic garbage cunt

Ann Coulter fucks Sean Hannity with her ten inch cock.

by INTERNATIONAL TIHAY FOUNDATION December 14, 2008

I could care less

A twisted, incorrect version of "I couldn't care less", invented by Americans (who else?) that clearly means the exact opposite of what is intended.
Idiots caught using it will offer up pitiful excuses such as "it's sarcasm, DUH!", or "it's historically acceptable, I'm not stupid, YOU'RE stupid!"
It is obvious to anyone who actually knows how to use sarcasm, or doesn't believe that stupidity is a recent invention, that these excuses represent nothing more than a transparent attempt to cover up the shame of talking like an idiot for most of their lives.

Stupid: "Pfft, I could care less about that".
I'mWithStupid: "You mean you *couldn't* care less. To say you could care less means you care at least a little. You're stupid, Stupid."
Stupid: "No, I was being sarcastic, *obviously*."
I'mWithStupid: "That doesn't even make sense."
Stupid: "Well, it's been used since the 1960s so it must be right!"
I'mWithStupid: "The fact that you still haven't corrected a mistake made by an idiot that long ago just makes you look *more* stupid."
Stupid: "...What were we talking about again?"
I'mWithStupid: "I couldn't care less..."

by ThatGoose March 10, 2014

i could eat a buttered frog

what you say when you are beyond hungry. only to be said if you are so hungry, you truly believe you really could eat a buttered frog.

a: hey wanna get some maccy d's?
b: nah i'm not hungry.
a: not hungry? i could eat a buttered frog!

by me old fruity August 31, 2006

ann coulter

1. Ann Coulter is a ridiculously right-wing person, probably the most vile, vitriolic woman to ever have been allowed any amount of air-time on national television (except perhaps Roseanne), and most likely the anti-Christ. A number of books have been crapped out by this "woman" (I tend to think of her as a horse with makeup), none of which bear any resemblance to reality.
2. A generic term for a horrible, horrible person.

1. Try not to stare, dear, that woman can't help it - she's Ann Coulter.

2. So, you're racist, sexist, stupid, and Republican? Gosh, what an Ann Coulter.

by Wambooli July 15, 2008

Anne Coulter

A VERY bad man.

Anne Coulter is a very bad man.

by Sassaphrase69 October 7, 2008

coulter

verb: to throw up a little in one's own mouth

noun: also, the sound accompanying that action

origin: reference to political commentator and right-wing author Ann Coulter. Specifically, the reaction the average person has to hearing her speak or seeing her in a short dress.

Even joking about having sex with Rush Limbaugh makes me coulter.

by CodeNameReservoir February 25, 2009

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A riddle asked to little children and is still unanswerable.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

The answer is Undefined

by Narto928 June 6, 2009