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Close Encounter of the Second Kind

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.
Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!
by M#TH August 12, 2018
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Cloggles

Shortened version of "clout goggles"

Only the best form of sunglasses.
"Why does that man have his sunglasses on at night?"
"Those aren't just sunglasses, they're cloggles and they complete the fit"
by Ayyyyyyyooooooo May 20, 2019
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Clopsterino

An absolute cuck, a stinky fuck, a huge truck... ya know?
Look at this Chad.. he’s definitely a simple clopsterino.
by Jimmothy Chadster July 5, 2019
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clogga

"bruh do you see that clogga there"
"yeah bro he's pretty cool"
by coolfatty March 29, 2020
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Cloaser

If your names marc your a keeper. You have a big dick, black hair and eyes. Physically active. And loves to make people laugh, you are a loyal person. Your very attractive, and can steal anyone's bitch.
"Damn look at Marc over there"

" Marc has a big dick"

"Hes a keeper"

" He's AMAZING at sports"
"Damn look at Cloaser (Marc) over there"

" Marc has a big dick"

"Hes a keeper"

" He's AMAZING at esports"
by cloasersbitch October 12, 2020
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close cousins

naomi and andrew are such close cousins
by idkhernandez March 4, 2021
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Clog

To beat someone with a wooden shoe. Mostly used as a joke when your friend does something stupid.
“I’m going to clog you”

“I’m clogging you”

“I’m going to clog you to death
by Cokaylovespilking006 April 29, 2021
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