Calvinized

When one is screwed over by someone named Calvin.

Batman: "Robin, Do you copy?"
Robin: "Go ahead, Batman"
Batman: "You've just been Calvinized"
Robin: "Oh, no he didn't!"

by The Gibler October 30, 2011

Clavicitis

Clavicitis is the make believe disease you can pass on to your friends. A clavicle is your collorbone, but most people think it sounds dirty.

"Hey man hows it goin'?
"Stay away from me, dude! You've got clavicitis!"

by ClavicleCustard November 20, 2011

Chavington

A mocking term for certain chav that try to (and fail) act sophisticated, they will momentarily drop their native colloquial language and use real words to lure in the more gullible. The one's lured in are likely to be mugged.

"This man's monacle suites his fake Adidas tracksuites perfectly, he's obviously a chavington."

by criticalcritic November 1, 2013

calvin sutter

A complete and utter cunt who only thinks about himself.

Girl: that guy is really cute.... I think i want to ask him out.

Other Girl: I don’t think you should he is Calvin sutter. He is i real dick

by Awesome man who fucked your mo January 7, 2018

claminator

When you pound the hell out of a lot of pussy.

Man Paul is the claminator! He pounded the hell out of Dawn so bad last night she had a hard time walking into work the next day.

by Clamer March 2, 2018

Claying out

To react with extreme psychotic behavior to your girlfriend doing just about anything.

He left his girlfriend 23 text messages and 13 voicemails after she didn't respond after 5 minutes, the guy is fucking claying out right now.

He is at her dorm right now banging on her door wondering where she is at. The guy is totally claying out right now.

by PlasticLover October 3, 2018

Craving coochie

Some condition were the pussy gets hungry and eats here pants. Similar to the known term of camal toe except the pussy is drooling red stuff

That bitch over there has a craving coochie

by Tramps r’us February 6, 2019