Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.

Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.

by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019

Five Guys Cigarettes

A fast food outlet where the manager is shopping pot out the back.

I'm not buying legally, I'm off down to Five Guys to get me some Five Guys cigarettes.

by CaliAngel May 18, 2018

Electric Jazz Cigarette

Noun: Philly phrase for a disposable marajuana vape.

Yo cat, can I get a drag of yo electric jazz cigarette?

by Slevenklevra July 25, 2019

Spiritual Cigarette

A cigarette rolled with weed in it

Hey bro, let’s go smoke a spiritual cigarette after class

by Vaporizer56 June 18, 2019

Cigarettes

cigarettes are something you smoke. Cigarettes are bad for you. don’t smoke.

Son: Hey mom, do cigarettes expire? Mom: No, but the people the smoke them do. Son: But, dad smo- wait... DADDDDDDD!!

by Izzyy Bizzyy November 21, 2020

cigarette nazi

basically smokes everywhere. won't let other people breath

Man : Hey did you see that guy? his fume is everywhere!
Man 2 : He is a cigarette nazi folk, nothing to be excited about

by UncleDor May 17, 2020

cigarettes

Cigarettes are legit fudging BAD for you also if you see this you probably smoke or want to. =) no offense

Guy 1: Yo! Can i get a pack of cigarettes from you?
Guy 2:Nah man!
Girl 1:Please?
sxy girl 2: Come on we can't get a pack? well then can we get u?
Guy 1: I'm out!

by hello darkness smiled friend June 10, 2020