Skinny as a cigarette

Somebody who is malnourished, methed up or just flat out skinny.

The crackhead trying to break into my trailer was as skinny as a cigarette.

by VeronicaSpeaking November 4, 2020

cigarette car

A car (mainly from the 2000s) that's beat up, has taco bell wrappers all over the floor and reeks of cigarette smoke smell.

"dude, look at that ford focus, paint on the hood chippin off, looks like a cigarette car."

by Hector_833 June 29, 2024

Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.

Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.

by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019

digital cigarettes

Tik Toks, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts etc.

Extremely addictive short videos that people cannot put down and waste their days away watching.

Put down those digital cigarettes and go make dinner. You’re wasting your day away.

by DigitalCigarettes December 4, 2023

birthday cigarette

A gift of a Marijuana joint for a birthday gift.

At your birthday party we gotta slip of n smoke your birthday cigarette I got you.

by shypiestoner January 12, 2016

cigarette bud

a nigga be lame, corny, dumb ash, broke , nd jus be dick eatin for no reason wht so ever

dude 1: yu see tht nigga dick eatin
dude2: yea
dude 1 and 2: tht nigga cigarette bud

by 5ive9ine June 13, 2023

Cigarette mom

The Mother of usually a teen that always has a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. The go-to party supplier for minors, and may or may not have slept with her daughter’s ex boyfriend. Re-Living their glory days through their children in school.

Ahhhh Hannah’s mom is cool, she’s a cigarette mom.

by HelloMoto69 August 20, 2024