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Chode Warrior

1. An individual (usually of small stature) with an over inflated sense of self worth.

2. An individual who will never acknowledge that they are wrong, despite actually knowing nothing about the subject. These individuals are likely to invent facts or anecdotes as supposed proof of their flawlessness.

A Chode Warrior can be differentiated from a standard Chode due to their quick temper, desire to fight anybody who challenges their authority and steadfast refusal to believe anybody else.
1. Nathan: Hey did you hear that Bo went on American Idol? That douchebag thinks he can sing!
Steve: He thinks he is killing it but he is such a Chode Warrior ...

2. Josh: You won't believe the bullshit that Alex just told me!
Andrew: Yeah I know! Don't believe a word of it - he is a total Chode Warrior.
by R_Eldred November 23, 2011
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Chode cake

A manipulative douche bag womanizer. Commonly found in areas with limited male selection.
After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.
by queenofgeneva September 18, 2014
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Tuna chode

Damn, That boy has a Tuna chode.
See chode.
by Lexilynn November 3, 2009
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Reverse Chode

A long slender penis with minimal pleasure.

Note: People with reverse chodes often have premature ejaculation.
Marisa: Hey, how was your night?

Ally: Horrible!

Marisa: Why?

Ally: My partner has a reverse chode. I took off his pants and he came all over me!
by gsh0t July 1, 2010
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donkey chode

The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.
God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth

He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes

Dude you have a donkey chode nasty
by Donkey chode February 20, 2011
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Bode the Chode

Coolest mother fucker you've ever met. He has a massive cock and gets all the bitches. He is a dank freestyler and a legend of his own
by Yur Dad February 9, 2018
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Chodeband

An internet connection that is wider than it is long (see chode)

56k < isdn < broadband < chodeband
Dude, my new chodeband connection is so fat it can download a picture of your mum in less than a minute.
by Small Mike January 18, 2007
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