Choad

a rare medical condition where the gerth of a pennis exceeds the length

look in between you`re legs CHOAD BOY

by dan cliff November 17, 2004

choad

What comes outta your penis when you cum

Get a load of that choad!

by One eyed monkey juice December 28, 2005

Choadissimo

Closely related to a Choad ( a penis that is wider than it is long)
A Choadissimo is a person who personifies a Choad.

Jack, Ryan says you's a choadissimo.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

choagy

A greasy, slippery turd

I had xxxxxxxyesterday and spent the morning leaving a giant choagy in the can.

by Boxman July 11, 2003

Choad stalker

A person who loves choad, and will do anything to get it!

"Hey man i'm not a weirdo, i'm a choad stalker. Theres a difference"

-"Yea, right......."

by Trevor McDonald May 15, 2006

Choad Hugger

A total fagwad/homo/nerd/dweeb/ass ramming uncle fucker.

OMG!! HEY KEN! YOU'RE A HARRY POTTER FAN? YOU'RE A TOTAL CHOAD HUGGER!

by Beckie B. November 1, 2008

Choad Crystal

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.

Those scallys just walked in and formed a choad crystal

by grandalbo November 2, 2010