change of lifer

one who decides to take a new direction in life; usually involves furthering or continuing education; person is usually in 35 or older

The change of lifer entered the college classroom expecting to be the oldest one in attendance.

by landmine6873 September 1, 2011

charge the hose

the point after mind over bladder fails and at which you have to piss so bad that to relieve pressure on your bladder you relax allowing pee to enter your weiner but you hold it by squeezing the end of it (with your fingers) until you can whip it out and take a proper piss.

think of a firefighter hooking up a fire hose to the fire hydrant. before they put out the fire, they have to open the valve and pressurize the hose, hence "charging the hose".

(on a road trip)

A. Pull over, I have to piss so bad!
B. How much time do I have?
A. None at all, I have to charge the hose!
B. Shit, you better grab that empty water bottle then, you are in deep trouble

by prick reuben October 4, 2011

charged out the ass

An expression used to say "an abundant amount" or "a lot"

After I bought all of those clothes, it felt like I was charged out the ass.

by newerdefinition December 1, 2016

Caigea

that bitch

don't even try it
she's everything
cute n bad af
all she does is stunt
quirky

Caigea is that bitch.

I love Caigea.

by vyitibvbx June 12, 2017

change da world my final message, goodby e

"change da world my final message, goodby e" is a meme that originated from r/cursedimages on reddit from a rat holding a ciggarate and the bottom text was from a video game.

change da world my final message, goodby e *vanishes aestheticly*

by yojoemama ha ha ah March 24, 2022

space-changer

A Catch-Phrase or Segment of a song so profound, you must change your myspace's name to match it.

guy 1 "he said, you might learn a little something if you learn to stop frontin"
guy 1 and guy 2 "space-changer!"

or

guy 1 "dude said, Good Mornin, Look at the Valedictorian scared of the future while I hop in the Delorean"
guy 1 and 2 same time " Space-Changer!"

by Jacob the Snacob September 25, 2007

Spare Change Hooker

A low class whore, raking in the pennies like an 80's arcade machine.

Also refered to as a Spare-Changer.

Guy 1: Holy crap, man, her skirt's so short you can count all the babies she's aborted.
Guy 2: That's a Spare Change Hooker if I ever saw one.

by Pineyappul November 3, 2008