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Splinter Cell Online

The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.

A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)

Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.

It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:

*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered

(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)

*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
Related Words

u.s. never-cell-out field 

A shitty ballpark on the south side of chicago that lives up to its name: Never Sells Out. Home of the Chicago White Sux, the shittier of the chicago teams. Note that it's the Chicago Cubs that get 3 million fans a year at home games, because they're so much better than the sux.

Famed for being the world's largest ghetto

a place where no one gives a flying fuck about baseball because they're all just trying to survive a sux game.
U.S. Never-Cell-Out Field: Where there are more drive-by's than line drives!

sickle cell 

A form of hereditary anemia that causes the red blood cells to stop functioning, causing lethargy. For the most part, only occurs in black peoples.
I'm running fast! Fast FAST! Shit, here comes the sickle cell. My running days are over, time to get back to the TV and welfare, hehe. :P
sickle cell by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

teen cell power 

The power that any teenager has when the teenager owns a cell phone.
Thomas Joyce has teen cell power, as does many others.
teen cell power by Thomas Joyce October 27, 2004

cancer cell 

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cancer cell by Doredude March 15, 2018

Panic Cell 

The most epic band. Ever. Consisting of

Harj Virdee (Guitar)
Rob Hicks (Drums)
Luke Bell (Vocals)
Nathan Wood (Guitar)
Bobby Town (Bass)
from the UK.
Panic Cell's most popular songs are Save me, Fallen, Right Here Waiting, black Juice, etc.
Panic Cell by Armeddy July 9, 2010