Cape Cod The Musical

A musical based on a group of five naked chinese men on a fishing boat on an ocean of cape cod.

Omg! Me, nick, and jonmichael went to see cape cod the musical, and it gave me boners everytime throughout the musical

by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018

Cape Out

To abruptly leave a game without saying goodbye, typically resulting in confusion for the rest of the party.

Sean has been known to Cape out as soon as the match was over.

by Taggerdy November 29, 2022

Lower Cape Truckie

JobTown resides a little farther away from the bridge; but can hang with the saltiest of city jakes

-“Wow!! whos that hero on top of that new ladder truck saving everyone??”

-That’s McShera, aka the “Lower Cape Truckie”

by JobJuiceJunkie December 21, 2022

shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012

Cape Carteret

A suburb of nothing full of idiots, transplants, and bubbas (the north carolina trio of the damned) who think a leased "luxury" pickup truck and mortgage on a 300k tract home is a sign of wealth.

Cape Carteret truly is the land of the 80k a year millionaire.

by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”

by PannyRipper April 18, 2024

Wearing a cape

The act of pretending to be a 'hero' and a good person by 'helping' people (usually spreading awareness online and guilt-tripping people into donating) and expecting others to agree with your ideologies instead of helping out of the goodness of your heart without expecting anything back. In other words, performative activism.

1: "You're a terrible person for not donating and spreading awareness!"
2: "Have fun wearing a cape"

by HolyFluid August 8, 2024