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Spirit Canoeing

Spirit Canoeing is a Norwegian sport. The most famous spirit canoer was Arne Ervig, who owned a large collection of spirit canoes. The sport of spirit canoeing involves using a spirt canoe to canoe into the land of the spirits. The canoes can go over water and through time and space. The sport hasn't caught on in the rest of the world because spirits only speak Norwegian.
"Arne Ervig er den beste på ånden kano noensinne." =Arne Ervig is the best at spirit canoeing ever.
by Arne Ervig2 February 1, 2010
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Douche Canoe

1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012
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Duche canoe

A person acting like a complete ass hole and man whore.
"That German is such a duche canoe" said jordan
by Nick's a dick May 28, 2016
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canoeing

I went canoeing with Anne on the Juniper Spring River run in Ocala National Forest, and we had a great time. Many of the people in front of us did not know how to canoe and would go from bank to bank, and then flip their canoes. The alligators love it when the little pink paddlers float right up to them.
by mlhiss April 2, 2008
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Douche Canoe

A term relative to that of douche bag but instead this term implies that you are in fact a canoe filled with fat old lady douche.
I couldn't believe that Jack would be such a massive douche canoe and tell my girlfriend that I was playing her.
by Steve Calakious March 5, 2010
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Canter banter

Is it possible to correct a spelling mistake in my definition of 'canter banter' submitted yesterday? The sentence should read "... Canterbury Christ Church OR the University of Kent" and not "OF". Thank you :-)
by ellenstone July 27, 2009
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canoeing

While perfoming anal sex rather than shooting your load, you urinate in the persons bunghole.
I was having anal sex with her and I decided to canoe her instead.

I hate that guy for canoeing me!
by Nolan Cragun September 22, 2008
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