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Cuntry Buffet

An all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurant chain where cunts are the main course.
Muff Diver 1: I saw this incredible advertisement in the paper. The Cuntry Buffet will be serving a smorgasbord of fishy smelling cunts. All you can eat.

Muff Diver 2: Wow man, count me in! I wonder if the delectables will be covered up by a G-string? First come, first serve.
by Ginny P. February 13, 2012
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silver bullet

Oval shaped, female sex toy with a radio control variable speed setting.
My girlfriend used her "silver bullet last night. Hence I was cockblocked by a toy.
by Aighsuk Badd September 15, 2003
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Bullet For My Valentine

A band from Brigend, Wales. Their main genre is Metalcore, however they do pull from some Emocore. Their guitar is very metalish, and they have some really nice riffs. Their songs contain a lot of screaming, so if you don't like that type of singing, don't listen to them. They are very good live, and put on a great show. They recently released "The Poison", containing their most well-known song "Tears Don't Fall". They have four members, Matthew Tuck, Michael Paget, Jason James and Michael Thomas.
(At a concert...)
Matthew Tuck (frontman of Bullet For My Valentine) : ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BRITISH METAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 1: HELL YES I AM.
Person 2: ME TOO.
*start moshing*
by Timmy G. June 16, 2007
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Chicago Bullethole

The act of insterting a man's penis into a woman's vagina during her menstrual period. When his penis is covered in blood, the man insterts his penis into the woman's anus. When he removes his penis, it looks as if the woman was shot and is bleeding.
Mandy was cranky but Luca cheered her up when he gave her a Chicago Bullethole.
by JonnyChicago April 20, 2009
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Buffet Bowling

A bowler in cricket who is bowling deliveries that are easy to hit for runs. So named because in a buffet, you can take what you want in large amounts.
Batsman: "...so the other team brings on a buffet bowler so I smacked him for six sixes."
by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005
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Country Kitchen Buffet Style

When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.
While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008
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buffet pants

clothing that would be worn when going to eat at a all you can eat buffet, the pants would have an elastic waistline for easy expansion of the abdomen area.
hey nathan lets put our buffet pants on and go to the the chinese restaraunt.
by jay duncan September 24, 2005
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