Taking one testical in between your pinkie and ring finger, your penis in between your ring and midle finger, and your other testical in between your index and middle finger. Then rubbing on another persons face while they are sleeping.
by pwetzel January 23, 2010
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by tFTW June 24, 2009
Get the BILF mug.This acronym usually refers to a Boi (as in the gay type - refer to boi) I (would) Like (to) F*ck (as in have sex with).
The connotation of boi implies that the one saying bilf is not a boi. Or in other words is not straight.
So basically, when a "straight" guy refers to a gay guy as someone the former would like to have sex with.
This is a definition that breaks gender norms and has been used among straight buddies, and has been accepted as a norm, regardless of its context, sarcastic or serious.
The connotation of boi implies that the one saying bilf is not a boi. Or in other words is not straight.
So basically, when a "straight" guy refers to a gay guy as someone the former would like to have sex with.
This is a definition that breaks gender norms and has been used among straight buddies, and has been accepted as a norm, regardless of its context, sarcastic or serious.
The straight guy points at the hot gay guy in the club and tells his buddy, "Hey there is a BILF!" His buddy laughs and concurs.
by theseducer April 13, 2009
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by Hambone1337420 March 3, 2009
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Get the BILF mug.Brother I'd Like to Fuck. A Good example of one is Shawn Wilkes, brother of Brandon, who can easily be checked out when one goes to his house. If you are lucky you may see him shirtless!
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