bloper

receiving a blow job while writing a paper

Guy: I need a blow job but I need to write this paper
Girl: Why not do them both at the same time!
Guy: Lets call it a bloper

by birdman45 October 21, 2011

blopegoserous

When you send your loved one a picture of your knees

I've been sending alot of blopegoserous's to koren-lee

by Lil_bo_peep November 13, 2019

Blompers

Used as a noun referring to a womans titties or boobs.

also can be used as a warning to other males that a nice set of "blompers" is partialy/fully exposed.

or as a greeting to your friends

noun - "Dude, check the blompers out on her."

warning - your at a party and a hot chick sits next to you she drops her phone and bends over to pick it up, your buddy across the table gives a light blompers to alert all guys attention to the blomps

greeting - Friend - "Hey man"
"You" - "blompers"

by RP April 4, 2004

blogerrhea

A situation where bloggers jump on a particular story and work it to death, often making assumptions with facts not in evidence and often including heavy doses of FUD.

The technical bloggosphere had a nasty case of blogerrhea over the case of Psystar, assuming the company was a fraud.

by Wolfie2k8 April 29, 2008

blogetry

poetry written in a blog, so as to reach a broader audience, or to make certain that certain individuals see it

Tyrone decided to show his true feelings by droppin some blogetry, figuring his girl would see it one way or another

by E-Pizzle June 14, 2008

Bloke-Eyes

The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.

Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!

Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"

by Rocksteddy January 22, 2009

blogesize

1) To be written about or shown on a 3rd party blog.

2) To have one's work published to a 3rd party blog.

*origin: from Televise-just as media content is televised by networks, blog worthy content can be blogesized by bloggers.

ex The results of the competition will be blogesized @ someblog.com

by aa00 April 28, 2009