Blobtits

A pair of the most substantial, yet saggy breasts. The consistency has been likened to a pair of balloons full of mashed potato.

1.
Steve: Woah, dude did you see her?!
John: Nah man, she had blobtits

2.
That gym instructor is a disgrace! How can he instruct anyone check out the blobtits he's rocking.

3.
Look at that blobtitted rugby player, thinking he can do anything. He should just ring up the takeaway like he normally does about this time and order a chicken value box.

by Tomaszk December 20, 2010

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blond-chippy-cum-rack

That particular type of irritatingly gleeful yet still distinctly porkable bubbly blonde one sees on yoga ads and sites such as happier.com

Note (as if it's possible not to) the blond-chippy-cum-rack on the happier.com front page and the smarmy-unto-death quote from Seligman. That fuck.

by StephenDaedalus April 4, 2009

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blond geordie

Term used to describe a fair haired boy from Newcastle who is easily confused and lacks the ability to spell "blonde" correctly. Otherwise known as "the dyslexic womble". Linked to nibbledora who is equally blonde at times....or arguably at all times

by the dyslexic womble himself
david: "It's confusing for a blond geordie"
nibbledora: "do you mean blondE david?"

by Nibbledora March 30, 2005

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blondageness

blondageness is a mix between blond(e) people (natural or in the head) and bondage! = it is a group of people who are 'blond(e)' in any way, shape, or form. it is also my group on myspace << because i made it up!

'your so blondageness'
(after someone does something blond(e))

'hey have you joined blondageness'
(about the myspace group)

by kelly atkin August 10, 2006

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