by I_BlackDragon May 23, 2021
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Guy 2: bleach for sure what do you think i will say? mid piece
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by I_BlackDragon May 23, 2021
Get the Bleach mug.A popular shounen anime in which ichigo kurosaki does some gnarly shit with a sword or if your humor is still stuck in 2016 a beverage which you would drink after watching something cringe
Person 1: Aye what’re you watching?
Person 2: bleach
Person 1: that’s what I drink
Person 2: your parents don’t love you
Person 2: bleach
Person 1: that’s what I drink
Person 2: your parents don’t love you
by LilFlightRisk May 25, 2021
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"definitely my favorite beverage"
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by ☃︎ November 28, 2024
Get the Bleach mug.Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.
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