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Bleach The Best Anime In The Big 3

And Is so Underrated And it has the best ost's ever
by I_BlackDragon May 23, 2021
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best anime in the big 3 and most underrated also has the best ost's easily
guy 1: whats ur fav anime in the big 3?
Guy 2: bleach for sure what do you think i will say? mid piece
by I_BlackDragon May 23, 2021
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Bleach

A popular shounen anime in which ichigo kurosaki does some gnarly shit with a sword or if your humor is still stuck in 2016 a beverage which you would drink after watching something cringe
Person 1: Aye what’re you watching?
Person 2: bleach

Person 1: that’s what I drink

Person 2: your parents don’t love you
by LilFlightRisk May 25, 2021
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"this bleach is so good, it's like it descended from heaven itself!"
"definitely my favorite beverage"
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Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.
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by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025
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The liquid you tell the sped is a chug jug from Fortnite
I told the sped kid to drink a chug jug (bleach)
by anonymous January 24, 2025
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good for drinking, very delicious. 100% safe. try clorox too
guy: wow yummy bleach
by Chezburgerguy February 3, 2025
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