blanket banana

Morning wood.

If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.

by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

clam blanket

Clam blanket describes a wet tired vagina grabbing them undies up in the pussy lips. Not to be mistaken as a camel toe as the camel toe is just the outline of the twat.

Did you see Regina that clam blanket was fierce on them yoga pants this morning.

by Oldgreg8686 February 18, 2019

Temperature Blanket

A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day

The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year

Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"

by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023

Blanket check

Alternative to seat check, can be used when a person wants to keep their blanket when relaxing while getting up.

Bill: I need to go to the bathroom, I call blanket check

Sam: man your lucky cause I was going to take it.

by Tharealgang45 July 25, 2019

Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.

I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.

by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023

pubie blanket

A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).

Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.

by Smooax August 31, 2020

cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.

Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010