Thicc blanket

A blanket that is warm, fuzzy, cozy...but most of all, she. is. THICC !!
Damn, that blanket is thicc as hell !!!

Thicc blanket in the HOUSE!
by BigMamaSamantha March 26, 2020
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blanket banana

If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.
by JesterPrim November 14, 2014
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Serbian Blanket

A towel that you have put in the sink and soaked in water then used as a blanket, all because you have no AC and its too damn hot.
Dude, its way to fucking hot in this hotel room and theres no AC, lets use the pool towels as serbian blankets!
by ElGallino April 09, 2021
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sticky blanket

That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.
Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.
by Slippery Meat August 15, 2018
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huck the blankets

stealing the blankets from your partner
"OH no, you've hucked my blankets~!"
"FUCK YOU BLANKET HUCKER!"
"Don't huck the blankets"
by blanket hucker February 14, 2010
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clam blanket

Clam blanket describes a wet tired vagina grabbing them undies up in the pussy lips. Not to be mistaken as a camel toe as the camel toe is just the outline of the twat.
Did you see Regina that clam blanket was fierce on them yoga pants this morning.
by Oldgreg8686 February 19, 2019
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Brown blanket

A brown blanket is when someone defecates on ones body and the feces is wrapped on the person forming a blanket. If done with diarrhea this is know as a Wet blanket
Son sometimes in life you have to get creative in bed last night after I ate that chipotle I gave your mom a wet blanket and she’s never slept better. I get it now can I give sis a brown blanket tonight. Why yes you can son after all we live in Mississippi.
by PussySlayerxxx69 October 07, 2021
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