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Benjamin

Someone who is absolutely perfect in every way, and flawless. Unbelievably hot. So hot that you would trade your entire family for just one CRUMB.
He’s such a Benjamin.”
by cinnaaabon June 16, 2021
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The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
by cjm94611 February 24, 2009
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Dirty Benjamin

When Literally is everything going wrong but you manage to get away without a Scratch because you’ve thrown someone else under the bus
I accidentally tripped over the bride at her own wedding and she fell into the cake!! Fortunately I pulled a “Dirty Benjamin” and blamed it on the weird kid next to me!!
by AstarothnR June 15, 2020
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keepin it ten benjamins

by Your moms boyfriend November 30, 2009
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burning the Benjamins

Dude's burning the Benjamins, just got a $300 pair of Jordans that're just gonna sit in his closet.
by RootMeanSquare October 23, 2019
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Aiden Robert Benjamin David

The coolest guy on the planet. He gots a cute gf and some cool friends. Mans solos teams on Cod, R6, Overwatch, and claps on smash bros.

Ultimate gamer fr
“Man is an ultimate Aiden Robert Benjamin David with that play ong”
by BiGuy? February 17, 2021
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benjamin button

(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old
Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!
by bertabunand2 May 5, 2009
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