Bearthy

A very cute dog of small size

I saw a cute bearthy at the pet store.

by Bearthy Shnoog October 26, 2009

Bert

noun: a woman that thinks she is incredibly sexy and kind but is actually poopy and gross and has herpes on her mouth.

“please let me back into the friend group. i don’t want to be a bert.”

by pinesbuttcheek February 9, 2020

Big Aunt Bertha

Play in tecmo super bowl resembling a wide receiver reverse flea flicker.

You gotta run Big Aunt Bertha! That won't be expecting that shit!

by jDogg February 25, 2005

Bert and Ernie

To do something half assed.

"I totally Bert and Ernie'd that exam"

by mekeel May 16, 2007

bertha

A blow up doll that is "big boned" and is a french maid

dude 1: i want to go do it with bertha
dude 2: man you need a girlfriend

by sirsex a-lot June 27, 2007

Beotch

Meaning a worthless piece of shit.

See Sherry Dawn Bennett/Swanson/Blackwell

Stans first ex-wife

What a "Beotch!

by Beach Bum 1220 December 14, 2010

big bertha

A BIG Black guy who is always lazying around. Usually a nickname. Yup

I dont fucking know!!

by Usuka m'ballz January 11, 2005