Betty-Lou

She’s a bad bitch, but also very sweet. Betty-Lou is the kind of person who is friends with anyone, those unfortunate enough to not know her, wish they did because everyone else is constantly talking about how amazing she is. Not only does she have a great personality, she also excels academically, getting the highest average in every class she takes, this mixture of brains, beauty, and personality can make her difficult to approach because, “how could she ever like a simpleton like me?” (A real quote from someone who knew a Betty-Lou). However, if you ever manage to gather the balls to speak to her, you’ll immediately feel at home with her kind and good natured personality (unless she hates, in which case you will most likely feel very uncomfortable as she has the wrath of gods). If she decided to like you and you manage to get invited inside her house, you will be greeted with the delicious smells of her homemade meals, which are so well seasoned you’ll be calling her mommy in no time. In conclusion, if you know a Betty-Lou, 9 out of 10 times she’s your best friend, and the person you’d call to help you dispose of a dead body.

Person #1: “this chicken is better than sex!”

Person #2: “oh that’s because Betty-Lou made it”
Person #1: “mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry.”

Person #1: “I dont know if I’ve ever met a sexy hufflepuff”
Person #2 “you OBVIOUSLY have NOT met Betty-Lou”

by YourHotFriend November 25, 2021

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Berty halfhead

When u see him and mention rosie dont look back or u will get pieces of diarrhea and sausage roll in ur mouth

Rosies friends:OH LOOK rosie is your lover Berty halfhead
Berty halfhead: tries to impress rosie by opening their mouths and pulling his pants down and shitting in their mouths
Rosie: EWW WTF BERTY I LIKED U
Berty: Kisses her mouth with shit on it
Rosie: runs while crying.
Everyone that was watching:knowing how short his dick is and laughing at him.

by ProTranslaterboy123coolboy March 31, 2022

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Besty westy

Your bestfriend ever or sometimes used as a joke

Jade: yoo Kay go with ur besty westy

Kay: chill😭

by Thatsqwazy April 7, 2022

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Betty White Noise

Using the 'Golden Girls' TV show as an aid in falling asleep, similar to listening to white noise.

I fall asleep every night listening to Golden Girls, it's my Betty White Noise

by Manhattan on the rocks May 21, 2022

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Betty jo

A boss bitch that is sweet and funny, but will also put you in your place when needed. She is someone that can make anyone feel loved, but for those she doesn't like...they better run. A strong personality that needs to be shared, it's great to have someone like her in your life.

Betty jo is an amazing person.

by Uhhhhuuu June 14, 2022

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